Prevented from working on page because crazed employer
keeps chasing her around with a loaded hypo.
Unwilling to put anything out there in anything less than HTML 6.
Waiting for Hale-Bopp to come take her away.
It's up, but most people's browsers can't handle Surround Sound yet.
Still trying to reclaim photos of herself and Keith at the Rainbow from Linda.
Keeps having to run downtown to bail her evil sisters out of Hackers' Holding Cell.
Keyboard damaged when Ian bashed it with the stunt flute in a fit of jealous rage.
Patrick keeps swiping her best graphics and using them for screen savers.
Milli Vanilli keeps barging in and trying to lip-synch to her sound files.
And the NUMBER ONE Reason
we haven't seen a Web Page from Miss Bwendolyn...
Work on page constantly interrupted
by phone calls from Carl,
wanting her to sub for him at the drum clinics.
Get well soon, Bwennie!
ML & LM